Zagan D’Vorich
*since aquiring this new body im finding it hard to adapt to being a woman, as i start to feel cramps, get really moody and crave chocolate* why the fuck am i bleeding.
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
My dear, they are called periods, something which women have to suffer regularly, now you might start to understand why men have life so easy *grins*
Zagan D’Vorich
*smiling at you* dont tell me your going to make me go to the store and buy tampons i know that damm clerk is going to call for a price check over the store intercom.
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
Yes I am going to make you buy your own, can’t be any more embarrassing than buying condoms *smirks*
Zagan D’Vorich
condoms those are no fun to use cant feel anything unless you bu the super extra thin ones, even then they suck, what am i talking about i dont have anything bto put them on anyway *takes out a chocolate bar* well at least these seem to help.
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
Well all I can say is read the instructions that come with the tampons, because I am damned if I’m gonna show you how to use them *snatches the chocolate of you* and that’s from my chocolate stash, get your own.
Zagan D’Vorich
i know to put the non string end inn first *smrks* i remember using my teeth to pull that end out of you more than once *wonders if the instructions have pictures*
Jessica Stone
*In the deep dark shadows, I am struggling from laughing out loud. My hand over my mouth to muffle the laughs that escape.*
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
ZAGAN! *sighs in desperation* Looks like I will have to give you a demonstration…and find you a male body…not sure I can cope with much more of this…
Zagan D’Vorich
*smiles at you seductivly* im waiting for your demonstration. teah these damm cramps suck *graps yer chocolate takes a bite*
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
*senses Jessica in the shadows* I know you’re in there, however deep in you may be, you can’t hide from me…now get your ass out here and kindly demonstrate to Zagan how to use a tampon *evil laugh*
Zagan D’Vorich
never nind jessica ill open this wine bottle and just use the cork to stop me up.
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
Oh hell, just don’t put the damn cork back after…*realises that was a bottle of vintage red wine*
Zagan D’Vorich
*takes a drink of the bottle, passes it to you* well yer just lucky im not fully pmsing or i might start talking like a psycho woman *smirks*
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
*takes the bottle and drinks half of it straight down* shit I needed that, and you’re lucky I’m not having my period at the same time or you’d get an epic bitchslap right now *evil grin*
Zagan D’Vorich
ok so how long do i have to wait before you give me that bitchslap, because i think i definatly need one after this conversation *smirks*
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
You want a bitchslap, you got one *slaps Zagan’s head really hard sending him flying across the room*
Zagan D’Vorich
well that was definatly a slap from a bitch but 2 can play that game *as i wrestle you to the ground and smack yer ass hard* you see im a bitch now as well *evil grin*
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
*grabbing hold of your hair, I get to my feet and drag you over to a chair, sitting down I pull you over my knee and start to slap your ass even harder* you need some serious discipline young lady…now where did I put my whip…
Jessica Stone
*Laughing harder.*
Zagan D’Vorich
*points over to where your whip is* its over there *as i grin with excitement*
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
*reaching over and grabbing my whip, I crack it in the air a few times, grinning evilly* well if this doesn’t cure your cramps, nothing will *I bring it down hard on your ass*
Zagan D’Vorich
*squeals like a girl* my great great great great grandmother slaps my ass harder than that *smirling at you*
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
*puts the whip down* No more whipping for you, that’s what all this has been about, all this whinging about cramps and periods, you just wanted a whipping all along didn’t you?
Zagan D’Vorich
*grins evily while whistling innocently* maybe, so are you going to give me a tampon or do nyoubwant to earn your red wings *as i grin at you seductivly*
Anya Rhau-Nys D’Vorich
Damn you Zagan *picks up a box of tampons and throws them at you* now get your ass into the bathroom and read the instructions…and no it is not string end first…oh and one piece of advice, make sure you relax first, it helps with insertion *grins*
Zagan D’Vorich
*20 minutes later i come walking back in walking strangly* remind me never to do that again that sucks *as i finish the bottle of wine*
12th January 2012