Marcus Cole
*standing in front of the midget elvis preacher with my soon to be wife Ysidra Tapia we have decided to elope*
(midget elvis preacher) first you pay me money, no money, no marrage, (marcus ok here ya go gives him 400 dollars. (midget preacher) wow for 00 dollars you get the royal treatment.
Ysidra Cole
*looking at the Elvis midget preacher I have to stifle a laugh, I glance at Marcus and smile so he knows I’m ready*
Marcus Cole
(midget preacher) ok *starts dancing and singing* “you hounddogs come here to get married” *spins around a few times* “you give me money i hope you didnt forget the rings, well dont just stand there put them on and kiss the girl, this money is burning a hole in my pocket.
(marcus) you mean i just put the ring on and were married
(Midget preacher) yes come on i havent got all day (marcus) and this is the royal treatment *giggles* shoulda only gave the guy 50 bucks *giggles*
Ysidra Cole
*I look at Marcus in astonishment and hold out my hand for him to put the ring on my finger*
Marcus Cole
*gently takes her hand, looks her in the eyes and slide the ring on your finger*
(midget elvis) ok now little lady put it on his finger
Ysidra Cole
*As I slide the ring on to Marcus’ finger, I smile at him lovingly*
(midget elvis) *shakes his ass and thrusts his pelvis a few times* well don’t just stand there, kiss the bride, slap her ass, do whatever you want…you’re married now…I won’t look!
Marcus Cole
*holds my wife in my arms* i love you my dear wife *as i passionatly kiss her, while using my leg to push the midget elvis away whose watching and looks like he was going to smack ysidras ass again.
Ysidra Cole
I love you too my dear husband *this was a perfect wedding…giggles*
Marcus Cole
*picks you up and carries you to the limo before the midget elvis can get up and throw a water ballon at us* (midget elvis) get the hell out of here you no good sobs *as he yells at us*
15th June 2011