Catchfly, cornflower, dandelion, nettle.

Look what’s growing in our side border! Pretty, isn’t it? It’s Silene armeria, or catchfly, so called because it has sticky stems that catch any small flying insect that dares to visit the plant without pollenating it.

cornflower

Cornflower, known to country folk as batchelor’s buttons (or Centaurea cyanus if you’re trying to be a Latin-spouting clever arse) is also thriving in our little corner of England’s green and formerly weed-infested land.

Fellow weed growers need not think we’ve sold out, though. We still have lots of dandelions and a small patch of stinging nettles in a shady corner at the back; both are nutritious food for butterfly larvae and bees, of course, so our green credentials are as intact as ever.

More horticultural wonders coming soon. Stay tuned.

As for the title of this post, if chanted in a suitable rhythm it might make a useful skipping song. Try it, but mind you don’t trip yourself up.

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Kevin the piglet comes home

We now have a new addition to the family: the black piglet that I took such a liking to the other day. I have named him Kevin (as in Bacon) and am pleased to say he has already shown his mischievous nature. In fact, it was obvious even before we’d reached the checkout in our local shop.

Kevin was in the shopping basket, nestling down between a medium-sized box of All Bran and next week’s tv listings magazine. A voice from over the other side of the shop revealed the presence of a mother and child somewhere around the Pets section (a very small section, admittedly) and the freezer aisle. Presumably the child had taken a shine to one of Kevin’s siblings, because we suddenly heard an unmistakable grunt.

“Stop doing that. Put it down!” snapped mother.

Naturally, I couldn’t resist reaching for Kevin, who responded with a grunt of his own. Back came the exasperated voice of mother: “You’ve done it again!”

Although we didn’t see either child or parent, it was odds-on that a quick clout around the ear had been delivered, but there was no way either Shana or I were going to own up. We were too busy laughing our cheeky little faces off.

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