Yesterday could have been a disaster: we not only ran out of milk but found, when we got to our local shop, that they had almost run out too. Luckily, they had a whole truckload of the stuff being unloaded just as we arrived. (Now that’s what I call perfect timing.) We only had to wait a couple of minutes before one of the staff dashed to us with the first four-pint bottle off the lorry.
I can’t just wait quietly, though. Oh no. I had to go gawping at the Pets section. After coming over slightly nauseated at the sight of a packet of tripe sticks, I moved on to the cat ‘n’ dog toys and couldn’t resist trying all the squeaky ones. Thing is, we don’t even have a pet. I did find something I liked, though: Piglet Pals, made by Good Boy pet products. They don’t squeak. Instead, they have a realistic piggy grunt. They’re available in pink, orange and black and they’re on my wishlist already!
